I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
"John isn’t bisexual! He’s straight with an exceptio-"
good things about autumn
- wearing layers
- everything has pumpkin flavor in it
- when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
- mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
- crackly fires
- the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
- did I mention pumpkins
- those eensy beensy ones
- u know the ones i mean
- autUMN, GUYS
*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*
I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.
He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.